The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should bokep offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the crot next morning, crot porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It memek confirms what most memek women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms porn of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and crot bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the memek rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokep hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic porn Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking porn orgasms. It was generally on an occasional bokep basis, porn they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving bokep bokeh their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another memek study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners bokep crot and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying bokeh this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As bokep a woman from Sunderland crot bokep said in 2014 bokep after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s memek what you bokeh should bokeh be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda bokep Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I memek can understand bokeh the need to crot advertise. But if you’re memek not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be bokeh the quietest.

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