I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin bokeh bokep Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to bokep what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is porn if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As crot far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if crot you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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